Bubble Q&A

Jordan and Aaron are in the bathtub having bubble-question-and-answer.  One of them asks a question under water, by blowing bubbles, then asks it again out of the water.

A: How do you get a house?
J: It costs lots of money so it costs all the money that you can do.
A: How do you get bricks?
J: You make them out of rock.
A: How do you get your ear balls?
J: There’s no such thing as ear balls.
A: It’s your eyeballs and ears mixed together.  That makes earballs.  How do you get your neck?
J: It’s made out of bones and skin and you can move it around like a wiggly bobble.  You don’t actually move your head, Aaron, you move your neck, did you know that?  ...What’s a cheetah?
A: It’s an animal.
J: That’s not what I’m talking about.  I’m talking about what is it made of.
A: Fur.
J: How can it be made of fur it couldn’t even run.  It would just be a furball.  It would blow away.

I wish I could have transcribed the more ridiculous parts of the conversation, in which they were cracking each other up with their absurd bathroom humor.  Perhaps another day.