Say what?

This morning I said to Aaron, “It’s our last day in Hawaii,” and he said, “That’s okay – because today I’m gonna jerk off!” Um, what? It took me a couple beats to realize that what he had actually said was “Because today is miniature golf!” Now I can’t stop thinking that we’re headed to the mini jerk-off course. But at least there is no need to explain to him what that would mean.